I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
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