I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
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You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
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Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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