Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
you win again, gameday.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
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eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
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One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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