It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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