Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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