this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
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she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
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He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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