Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
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Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
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Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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