Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
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made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
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Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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