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(619): View more from California

i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs

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(702): View more from Nevada

I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.

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(773): View more from Illinois

At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.

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(740): View more from Ohio

He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.

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(513): View more from Ohio

thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers

(440): View more from Ohio

its only a rough draft.

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(707): View more from California

They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.

(705): View more from Ontario

I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.

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(917): View more from New York City

I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.

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