Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
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should my penis look like a turkey
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
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Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.