I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
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new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
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Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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