Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
that's an acceptable place to lick
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
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When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
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If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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