I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
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Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
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I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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