Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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