please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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