Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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