Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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