my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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