It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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