I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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