I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
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after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
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NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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