If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
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