Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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