If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
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Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
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Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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