Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
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