it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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