Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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