Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
