I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
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I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
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YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes