dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
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Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
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Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.