i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
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