Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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