how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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