My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
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That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
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He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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