Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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