can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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