: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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