He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
