We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
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