Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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