His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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