I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
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I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
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Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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