One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
They have beer where we have blood.
Randomize
