i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
try to milk me bitch
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