I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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