I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
that is very illegal...i love you.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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