I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
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