I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Are we still banned from the library?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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