Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Semen is not good for contacts.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
