Yo dont text me then not text me
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
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You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
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I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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