Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
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using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
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he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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