i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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