areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
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I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
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JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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