What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
Randomize
