What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
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way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
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Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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