I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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