Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
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