why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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